The Black Widow Martial Arts Club and More

I really heart hearing stories like this even tho someone got physically fucked up. Some cool girls that wuz all covered up-n-shit were walking down the street when a cleric/Iman type told them to cover up...some more. They said fuck that, but dude insisted, then the girls just straight up beat him up (according) to him. Look man, violence is not the answer, but then again...I don't hafta be correct all the time. Go covered up Muslim grlls.

How can I cover up anymore arse-hole. Look at me. Fuck you.

If we survive the Mayan 2012 super fake end of the world thing that for sure will not happen, then we can focus on the great state of Missouri. Why you ask. Well just because it is the *official* spot of the second coming of that Jesus guy people keep talking about. The Garden of Eden, yes THAT garden of Eden is in Missouri (don't tell the Christians) and it looks...it looks pretty nice, but one would think the prophet Joseph Smith could make up a better place than this. I feel like it should be greener and with more water sources. What do I know, I was looking for an apple tree.

Did a controversial movie come out or something, 'cause my beautiful Philippines (err, Southern Philippines) are up in arms and that is not a good thing because when THEY say up in arms, they mean guns. So what that my Filipino homies of the Southern Philippines are totally super poor, they don't have basics like food, water, plumbing and electricity, education...umh, toilet paper...they are saving their precious pesos so they can give it to a lawyer so dude can sue the people that made the ridicules Internet movie, The Innocence of Muslims. Philippines you fail once again (but I still love you).

"Yea you guys, if we save enuff pesos' then we can sue the people that made that film that we haven't seen."
"Mommy, I hungry."
"Shut up boy, it's for the Prophet."

Remember the old lady that I wrote about a couple of weeks ago that, with good intentions, *refurbished* a super ancient Spanish fresco of our Lord Jesus Christ. Well, first she was lambasted, then the church started making money from the debacle by charging money to tourists that wanted to see the "improvement" and now the old lady wants to sue the church because she wants a cut of the action. If you ask me, she improved the painting (looks more authentic. I'm serious. She must be a New Atheist).

I'll end with this piece of archaeological awesomeness. Jesus had a wife (I knew he was doing it all along. That dog. You go boy.). A Harvard professor claims to have an ancient Coptic fragment piece of scroll thing that clearly says "My wife..." Yes, yes, I know that this stuff is debatable-n-stuff,  after all, dudes back in the day used to have these things called sister-wives that took care of everything (cooking, cleaning) except, you know...taking care of that thing guys like. Forget that. I'm down for dude having a hottie wife in the not prostitute (don't believe the hype) Mary and that she was the best disciple and that the other disciples and the early church expunged (I've never used that word before, sounds right tho) her from the final cut of the 28 chapters of the bible and demonized her so the guys would get all the credit. Don't believe me...ask Dan Brown (don't do that I wanna remain sorta of credible).

That's my Friday link roundup and I'm sticking to it.

* The Black Widow Martial Arts Club is my idea from the 90's where I teach martial arts to women that have been raped. It differs from the "let go of my purse" (so called) womens self defense clubs in that we will learn real martial arts with the NOT attitude "eye for an eye". I want it to be more like, "if you fucking look at me the wrong way, I'll fuck you up...man." That's my idea and I'm sticking to it.