The Brown Prophet Hates Cartoons...And French Newspapers

This is the funniest line I will ever write...ya know what Team Islam can learn from the Jesus cult...tolerance. The most Muslim populated country in Europe is all on lock down-n-shit because some heros in the media wanted to practice their freedom of speech. The thingy about that is one persons freedom of speech is another persons unreasonable-ness concerning religious beliefs. Do any all powerful and all mighty beings really care what we eat or wear, who and how we do it with,or whether their likeness is correct or not (doesn't sound very powerful to me, it sounds..vain). Really..(totally not in chronological order)...


It seems to me that the Jesus Cult experiences far more blasphemous art installations than Team Islam. This art show in myyyyyy beautiful Philippines has a poster of Jesus with a wooden dick glued to his face. The Catholic Bishops Association cried out and DID get the show shut down, but compared to the current (unnecessary) violence in France that is over this...(spilled milk called and said stfu Islam)...

The editors of this paper pointed out a great statistic. They have published 1,000's of issues and only three times has there been controversy, and guess what kind gentle and very good looking readers...those issues had Islam on the cover. Who woulda thunk.

Really, look at the crucified Jesus with ants all over him and compare it to the next picture and tell me which religion is uptight and which religion is meh.

If I recall correctly this is from an art show in Denver last last summer.

orrrrrrrr........ this...

Can Mohammed do a self portrait series or would he be breaking his own stupid law. I dunno.

The first painting did stir controversy at the time, but no one fuckin' rioted and no one was killed. So wtf. This second depiction...you better watch out infidels...some heads are gonna roll. Howz that for tolerance.

Was it a Swiss paper that was in a hard place a couple of years ago because they dared to print a depiction of the Prophet, then the usual death threats, rioting and violence ensued.  Then from that came Draw Muhammad Day (thanks Team Atheist) and I think there have been events here and there (I forgot) and now we are here, in France, fucking shit up because a super ancient book written after the other two super ancient books said "mere human...don't do this."

G-luck France.

That's funny, I thought he would be, you know...bigger.

I've seen Dog Butt Jesus (who hasn't) but I've never seen Dog Butt South Park Mohammed. So funny.

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