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Yea, so anyways....feeling NOT creative right now, sort of blah and meh put together. I don't think I can come up with something witty, at this moment, if I had to to save my life. On the top ten list of witty atheist bloggers I'm number 11 right now (I even wrote that very lethargically and not into it-y). So howz about funny church signs...da da daaaaaaaa......

This is a philosophical question...can something die that never lived, you know, in like fer real life here on da erffs.

I like honesty. The back of the sign says, "drop off young innocent boys at the rectory."

I still like the liberal Jewish girls better. Those dark Spanish Catholic ladies named Marry or Teresa, with the long wavey silky black virgin hair, while very beautiful, they are no fun. 

This one says...Go Niner's. First place beeotches (2-1).

That is why all the cool kids go to the computational search engine "Wolfram Alpha". Seriously, it's nerdy good. 

I thought xtians were'nt supposed to masturbate, oh wait...some people are in relationships. FUCKKIKKK.....

It will scare the God and heaven and the B-Jeebuses' outta ya that the cool kids keep talking about also. At least that is what Team Atheist has been sayin'.

Yea, but what kind of coffee. That is how they get you. Currently we are on 5 wave coffee for those keeping score (Metro is 2nd wave coffee). Quality over quantity any freekin' day.

I'm drawing a blank on this one, sowz am I artificial intelligence or natural stupidity (or both). 

Like I said earlier....Go Niner's (fuck the Cubs).

This is so immature (and I know immature when I see it). Obviously JC wants a donkey.

We'll that's all I got today. Everything has been going really good lately. I have a few bumps in the road every couple of days or so, but my brain can handle it. I'm hoping this lack of creativity is temporary and not a sign of more lacking things to come (which was my concern a month or so ago). I'll just chalk it up to a brain day off.

Wish me luck tomorrow.