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Wow...there is so much great news today...There is that election in that place Israel (ever hear of it). It didn't go exactly the way Netty wanted but what he wants and what the cool peaceful fair people want are totally different things. I don't want to talk about that shit, tho.

Believe it or not, Barry is more religious than Bush Jr.

If I'm going to mention Israel then I better mention Egypt. Mubarak's one good thing that he did when he ruled unfairly and with an iron hand for four decades was to totally NOT whomp on Israel. Now that the Muslim Bro-Hood is in charge there might be whomping in the future..and if that shit goes down...fuckenaye man.

Hey howz about that inauguration...pretty exciting-n-baddass shit, right (I thought it was so boring). Anyhoo...Y'all know how all the kind gentle and very good looking secularists keep bringing up things like God was NOT always in the Pledge of Allegiance or that God was NOT always on money. Well, this is a new one to me. God was NOT always in the inaugural address. Go frackin' figure. The way they play it off (esp. with the super awesome black Prez' use of three bibles the other day) it seems like God-just like LL Cool J-has been there all along.

I Googled "hot Isralie soldgiers" for this one.

I very rarely criticise the super awesome black Prez, but...where the hell has he been on LGBT rights. He did good at the end of the last term, but I was scared for a while there. After all, he did also make that promise about Guantanamo. At least he mentioned my cute preppy clean cut and lumberjack rainbow friends.

The child from the women's movement of the 70's, the one I always worry about, Roe v. Wade, turned 40 recently. We're aprox the same age and we've both come a along way...and for a while there, (honestly) I had doubts that "the reports of my (our) death are (not) greatly exaggerated." We've made it this far baby...and personally, I'd like to see both of us live a long time.

To show that it is NOT only Catholic priests that molest poor innocent children, this douche bag ultra-orthodox (unlicensed therapist) Jew won the prize of 103 years in prison. Now that is equality, folks.

Fuck all that shit, peeps. This is what I really wanna talk about. Of all the reading I've done today, by far....by fuckin' far, this is the most spectacular shit I have seen and read to-freekin-day. Behold....

...The Twinkie Last Supper. Stay warm and be good to each other (unless that person is a piece of shit loser that doesn't give you the time of day and no one explains why that person gets a free pass, so fuck them also).

"Ho-Ho, are you betraying the Twinkie of man with a kiss."