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Hello commie, socialist, fem-Nazi, atheists scumbags. I'm here to take Amerika back.

Sometime in the 70's when something called full contact karate was trying to get going because of the martial arts craze, my karate teacher fought on a team of dudes that fought a Chuck Norris team from So-Cal. Needless to say, I'm not scared of Chuck Norris. Anyhoo...

You're racist if you thought this is Chuck. It's Joe. He's one of the badass dudes from the 70's (they do look similar, tho).

I really shoulda continued my series on logical fallacies (naming them and defining them) 1) for my own reference and 2) so I can send Chuck Norris and his wife a copy. You see, they just came out with one of those kookie videos again. Remember last time it was about how the founding fathers totally intended to have the bible taught in public schools and that they didn't really mean separate church and state like we have (obviously) misinterpreted today. I'll just go down the line...

This is my teachers teacher with frackin' Elvis.

* Chuck says America will experience "1,000 years of darkness" if the awesome Black President is reelected. 

Me, I say..no it's not. And WTF is "1,000 years of darkness." Sounds like the Bush years and an attempt to instill fear and panic, yo.

* Chuck, "If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack...We're at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don't change the course our country is headed."
  
Me...We are not under attack you are just trying to instill fear into the peeps, but that is what religion is, isn't it. We are not at a tipping point, you made that up (fear again) and nothing is lost forever, ever-so there.

* Chuck, "...we cannot stand on the sidelines and watch our country go the way of socialism or worse..."

Me, WTF. This country is not going the way of socialism. It's totally like when they say Prez Obama is gonna take away our guns, but he has never said that. Socialism...no one said that.

There is another part where the pretty couple claim that in the last election "30 million evangelical Christians stayed home and did not vote in the last election. Wow, that is like saying 4 outta 5 dentists do this or use this product. Really...I'm a skeptic...name these dentists.

Legend has it that my teachers teacher, Ed Parker, once shared a house with that Bruce Lee guy, the guy that invented modern Korean karate and I believe Wally Jay and his baddass "small circle jui-jitsu." If you know that, and it's true, then no wonder...right. Right.

Hey what can we expect from a dude that (obviously) has been punched in the head tooooooo many times. What can we expect from a dude that believes that Jesus would have been aborted if Obamacare was around back in the day (even tho they didn't know germ theory stuffs or science or medicine, WTF), that Sharia law is creeping into American society (it's like the guns and socialism...there's no evidence and the only people talking about it are the prejudiced white Americans) and of course we cannot forget teh gay. According to Chuck and his ilk those adorable and preppy gays have infiltrated the Boy Scouts and they are...I don't even know what they think teh gay are doing, but you know it's something negative.



If one watches something like this and your skeptic meter doesn't go off and totally explode, then...you're doin' it wrong.

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