The Devil Is In The Details

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First up is myyyyyy favorite, pareidolia. While California was totally burning down-n-stuff my good friend @burnttorange took time to take this picture. Oh my garsh...look who is in the details. So epic, thanks Joan-bro.

Remember the Christian Pakistani girl, like 11-ish, that was totally thrown in jail because she was framed by a Muslim cleric, perhaps she has learning disabilities, fo sho there are burnt pages of the qu'ran-but seemingly the gilr didn't do it, the world is watching this and yes, we get it Pakistan...you hate Christians. Well she got released on bail. I bet it's still not over tho. Lame and dangerous.

The Pope, yes THAT Pope, has a new car...and it's electric which is nice for the environment. I give religionistas a lot of flak for believing in the end of times, heaven and hell because...well, because of those things (I think that they think) they do not halfta take care of the environment (because "we" are just going to heaven anyways...). In other news..when the Pope eats eggs...always deviled, always.

Was' up beeotches...oh moi, just chillin' at my summer residence with my new electric vehicles...that's vehicles-plural. 

LOLCats call dogs googies. I don't know why, but I think it's so cute.

This weeks trend story of omitting God, then inserting God, into the DNC platform has grown into it's own thing. Who woulda thunk. The poor Demon-crats. They want god in there party also. Adult fairy tales (sorry) are not just for the GOP'ers, or is it. Mine mine mine,,,,myyyyy God, beeothces. Anyways, here's an article.

A Kansas court has totally put their authoritative foot down on Catholic clergy that did not report the abuse properly. This will send the message to any clergy thinking about boy fucking and trying to cover up boy fucking that (it's a made up quote), "If you boy fuck or try and cover boy fucking up in Kansas, then youuuuuu will receive two years probation and maybe, I emphasize MAYBE, A $1,000 fine. Wow, I feel safe (NOT).

After experiencing the DNC god omitting thingy I halfta wonder...where's our representation at the political table. Where where wh "freekin" ere. Besides that, we hadta take down our strategic .  billboards (1). WTF.

The LOLCat party is anti googie. 

Now...a message from Richard "Papa Bear" Dawkins on crea-tards (no offense to all the developmentally disabled peeps (tards) out there and at The House (2).

I like this sign...it's subtle. they should have a video screen that flashes the pictures of Johns  that halfta buy women for their creepy sex. Yucky.

Oh Lord, it's me Kriss, thanks so much for making me one of the cool guys that does not halfta pay women to have sex with me (3). Thanks, Lord. Anyhoo...

Last week myself and the entire atheist blogosphere mentioned that this years convention sights are not piously per capita winners, but just the opposite. The locations are actually strip club rich. Yippie...err, not. I can't believe it but this freekin' time...ME AND FUNDIES....AGREEEEEEE. The first part of this headline says it all..."sex trade increases around (both political) conventions..." Did I say yuck.

Really, how does this go down (I've never *solicited* so I don't know). "Yes mam, I'm here in town to proudly represent my peeps on political business. We are going to change the world and make it a better place...now I'm going to give you money and basically, I'm going to rape you. Yea baby vote (insert political party here).

Yucky.

(1) Yeah you smelly atheist can have freedom of speech and expression in the form of billboards, but weeeeee have the freedom to "death threat" y'all. Mu ha ha haaaaaaaa....

(2) Every semester at the #atheistcafe (because of our feerless leader) we take on a couple or three developmentally disabled young adults that go to school at a house one block away and we are supposed to show them job, working and life skills (how to work) so one day, perhaps, they can be self sufficient and if everything works out OK...live on their own. Really, it's laborious and we are just cafe workers, but it is very rewarding. Awesomeness.

This is good pair-eye-dole-e-sound-agh (like a question). Oh Nozzzzz, the clock has a sad face. Henri Margittee thinks thats teh funny. 

(3) I feel that if there is going to be any exchange of money after teh sects, then it's going from your hand and into my pocket. In fact you put put it in there and grope my arse one last time and last one is free.

* Really good ending to the post, right. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-wesome.

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