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I don't care what anyone says...NEVER APOLOGISE FOR COMEDY. If people don't get the joke, then fuck them (it probablly wasn't directed at them or about them and if it was then, fuck them.)  Remember if we cannot laugh as a peoples, then...we die a slow horrible death but I don't know the mechanisms of it.




(Bonus thoughts-n-shit)

I'll let you guys in on some inappropriate Kriss' (yes, I'm called inappropriate Kriss) worst of the best jokes and philosophy and techniques.

Number one...if there is a tragedy whether one person dies or a whole bunch of people die always bow your head down and say "I'm glad they're dead."

If you see a baby always go "delicious" and turn to the person you are talking to, use hand gestures and say, "it's all in the sauce."

Oh concerning the first one if you halfta ask the question "is it too soon to make a joke (because we all saw that Woddy Allen movie), then you definitely need to make the joke (because it's too soon, that is what makes it outrageous and outrageous is teh funziezies).

Make up words.

With a straight face and monotone voice-eyes dead ahead-in a totally serious way..."I'm glad all those people died in the hurricane yesterday." Then add, "Go giants."

When you see an old but fashionable lady that perhaps was considered beautiful back in her day say, "I'd hit that." If you are a really good comedian (or asshole-e-o, then say, "I already hit that.)

When you see a dog on the street, in the dog park, anywhere where humans show love for our best friends go, "Mmmm, delicious."Hand gestures optional.

Always sexually harass people.

Make fun of ALL cultures, and that is coming from someone that is F.O.B. (fresh off the boat). This joke is good for Japs, chinks, gooks and, mmm, Japs again (I haven't forgot WWII, beeotches).

And lastly...make fun of peoples religion (Insert famous atheist quote here)

     If you want us smarter atheists and better looking peeps in general to stop making fun of YOUUUUUU people that have sill beliefs (resurrection, ascension, reincarnation), then stop having silly beliefs.

Oh wait...I have one more one more. Whenever possible say "retard." This is the holy grail of things you are not supposed to say (those fuckin' mongoloids hate that shit, they're all like, "MmmMeeEE nt REtred (they are so stupid they can't say it themselves.)". This one it totally inappropriate, so that makes it the best of the worst. R  E  T  R  A  D  (shit I misspelled it).

And one more one more and lastly...If you don't laugh then... yada yada yada.

* Sultans of Satire

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* We are Filipino...but this is my brother killin' it talkin' bout' dat Jesus type people keep talking about.