Fake Survey+Eating An Alive Frog=Fun (Right?

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Lemmie try some fun today (nonexistent) Gawd, err, I mean Lord, but wait he's the same guy anyways (and btw...they are also a spirit/ghost)...however you want to put it (insert here) that supernatural being knows I need it (1).  I totally win the chinky chong chink slant eyed goober award today because  I checked out another survey. That's two nerdy geeky days in a row.

Yea buddies, that's (a)live frog eating action right there.

So what that the survey was paid for by the company that wants to sell whatevah product that they are selling. It's gonna be fair, right. Anyhoo...

A couple of months ago I read an article that stated that Apple users are more fashionable than PC users. Immediately, I thought is this brand loyalty and if this can be true, then how can it be true and even quantified. OK, wait, turn off your skeptics skeptics thingy that goes off when you (us) hear a statement like that that oozes fallaciousness (that a word, right). I promise there will be no revoking of skeptics cards right now. Promise. Anyhoo (pt. deux)...



DEMOCRATS V REPUBLICANS. Yes, finally that battle to end all is here. Errr, no wait, it's not that intense, but almost. The survey is really about the different products that the different camps use and are associated with. It's the good ol' You know that you are a republican/democrat if you do so and so thing. So let's take a looksie.

Repubs watch the History channel. I don't have a TV so I don't know if that is cool or not. It seems that a channel that shows all history stuffs would be cool. But if the content is no good and just straight up incorrect, then I can see how it could be dookie. Dems like them (us) some Animal Planet, you know, because we are automatically environmentalists, right.

Repubs' favorite fast food is Subway. I'd like to make a joke outta that but I got nothing...wait, lemmie try. Rebubs like Subway because it reminds them of Jesus/their mom/their white part of the country/The Gipper/Israel (laughter ensues). Dems like Wendy's. Both bad choices if you ask me.

To my surprise Team Liberal hearts them some National Football League more so than their counter part. It's weird because football, is well, football. Seems that naturally the perception we are supposed to have would be for the conservative side, with their hearting of war-n-shit, would like them some NFL more so than those commie Liberal socialists. If Liberals liked football that much more than Repubs then how come there are not rules ontop of rules, a referee for the referee and entire infastructure to support that, and everyone is entitled to a trophy. Whatevah..

I swear I Googled Super Bowl and not Bikini Bowl. Swear to God.

Dems like the vehicle brand Jeep more than Rebubs. Couple of things here. Rebubs probably don't like Jeeps because an elephant can't fit in a Jeep and nothing says environmental more than driving a four wheel vehicle, even tho you don't go four wheeling (2).

Dam it. Even tho I'm not watching sports right now my MLB has been hijacked by the Repubs. Libs can heart baseball also. C'mon man.

Repubs go for X-Box and Dems go for Wi. Like I said, I don't have a TVB so I don't know who is a douche right now. I you guys tell me then I will blindly endorse one product over the other...if it goes the liberal way.

This is someones lame attempt to "show" that Rebub women are hotter than Dem/Lib women. So pathetic. I found it here.

And lastly, this was not part of the actual survey, the survey that I believe is fake anyways because my skeptic meter went off the first I heard of it-and I do mean went OFF, but it should be. Is it more important for Team Repub or Team Dem/Lib to control the product that is a woman's body and her reproductive system and potential. Forget about the mental, psychological, altruistic, empathetic , human stuffs, I'm talking about the hardware, no emotions or feelings just the baby making hardware. Because to control this commodity is to control everything. To control a woman's body compared to all the products together listed above...

...controlling a woman's body (and that is totally plural-bodies) is the most important endeavor, so important because not only are you showing brand loyalty, but you are also doing the bidding of the sky father. Somehow, it gives him praise to treat the women folk like dookie and enslave them in a baby making cycle. So...it is most important to the Repubs.

Obviously, right.

* Article Sf Chron

* The totally credible survey that I got all this info from. You know you want to look at it.

(1) That is a very long way to a joke with super bad sentence structure. Sometimes you win and sometimes you go down in flames, or like that person you used to know, sometimes you don't know when to quit the joke, it's getting worse and worse and more and more unfunny, but you keep plugging away...oh yeah...and some times you lose. Aaaaaaaa......

(2) I'm down for four wheeled vehicles if they are being used. If you live I  the mountains (or even frequently go to the mountains) or a ranch, then cool.  If you live in the city....  And correct me if I'm wrong, but don't 4 wheel drive vehicles go by different smog, gas milage rules.