Now they hijacked my previous Twitter. Non existent twitter Gawd are you punishing me because after I reached 10,000 tweets..I hardly tweet anymore (just once a day to promote the Six Pack blog). Please forgive me. Ya know, I very rarely read my local rag because, well, I think it sucks. So imagine my absolute horror this morning when upon reading the paper on the front page was this...Twitter courts evangelicals. WTF.
Ugh. It's true. Recently a Twitter employee did the Asian thing and crunched some numbers to find out who gets the most use outta my precious Twitter. To their unbelief they found that the most popular Tweeters are peeps like pastors that tweet inspirational messages (and that gets retweeted to fuckin' infinity). At first it seems like it should be Lady Gaga, a pro athlete or Charlie Sheen, but it isn't so atheist. Not only that,it gets fucking worse.
Not only do believers use my precious Twitter more than the mighty, and I do say mighty, Atheist Blogosphere, the company itself is courting the ranks of the religious even fuckin' more. Nooooooo. Claire Diaz-Ortiz, "We had looked at different groups, like CEO's and high level executives, thinking, oh, do we need to spend more time with them. And then this religion thing popped up." So now Twitter is going to different churches to teach pastors and ministers how to Tweet and propagate it among their freekin' sheep.
Look man...they hijacked love, spirituality and everything good (according to them, one cannot have those qualities without God beaming down his laser beam of love into your nonexistent soul, or whatever). Now...my fuckin' precious Twitter.
Was it last year that we hijacked the Twitter trend #know God and we turned it into #no God. That day was magnificent. Myself (@thesexyatheist), @BibleAlsoSays and @angietheantitheist (to name a few) blew the shit up that day and took on all comers. It was a battle of magnificent proportions. Tweeting videos, links to article and books, quoting Hitch with and against believers. Man, I'm gonna tell my grand kids about that day. Well, atheists, the time has come again. We'z are gonna take us some Twitter back.
This is war.
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| No reason..I just thought this was teh funnies. |
* My shit local rag
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