17 Haziran 2012 Pazar

I Wanna Win An Underground Bunker

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Who doesn't wanna win an underground bunker. If you don't want an underground bunker...I don't trust you. Especially with all the end of world stuffs happening-n-stuffs. Can't afford of make one, no worries mate. Spike TV is going to have a show called Last Family Standing, which will feature competition between families showcasing their survival skills (the dudes are salivating and the cute girls are rolling their eyes).

The creators of the show insist that it has nothing to do with the Mayan end of times thingy, but they didn't say anything about Christian families that believe Jeebus is coming back in their lifetime-n-such (an atheist blogger can fantasize, right).

The not atheist blogger fantasy part is there totally are people that believe the world is going to end, be it earthquake or epidemic. "We don't think there's anything funny about that. We think it's a very interesting segment of the population that is very prepared, is highly intelligent. These are regular people. These are not people that you may think are living in a shelter in the middle of the woods, These could be your friends."

I miss my compound bow. What if I need to kill someo, errr, something in the silence of the nite.
Look man, I admit...I think this stuff is totally cool. Currently I am not preparing for the end of the world, but at one time I did to a small extent. In fact the Zombie scenario keeps coming up and I have pledged to take care of all my hippie musician friends because they are so hippie'd out, they wouldn't even kill a zombie (but I would).

This is similar to mine except mine has a longer barrel for more accuracy and higher velocity.

I look at it like drinking ginseg, herbal, lemon tea. I don't believe in Chinese medicine, but I will drink the tea because 1) water is the only true cure all and 2) the lemon makes it taste better. I do not believe that the end of the world is going to come by Mayan prophecy, or Jeebus coming back, but I do acknowledge that the earth and the universe is finite and will end one day. In the meantime, if I can kill time with learning martial arts, staying fit, shooting anything that can be shot, camping and even going over maneuvers that we will execute when the zombie apocalypse really does happen...

...then what the fuck.

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