What Could Possibly Go Wrong With This...

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Yea buddies, the other day I wrote about the Adidas shackle shoe and how it was a bad idea. Today in the Mighty Slate Magazine they go over hella super bad fashion statements. First...

...what could possibly be wrong with the (slave) shackle shoe besides pro basketball is mostly black peeps. Go figure, Uptight much (yes).

The star of David shirt can only be washed and dried with gas operated washing and drying machines. Dugh, right.
The bad ol' domestic violence shirt is a super no no (no fuckin' way). And yet, it makes a great gag gift for all your/our feminist, LGBT and normal OK in the brain friends. I esp. like (shitty) excuse number two because, yes, I drink a lot.

I'm naturally skinny and super muscular at the same time so I don't really get why the anorexic shirt from Urban Outfitters is such a big deal. I dunno, it doesn't halfta be a statement about small is the only way to be beautiful, only certain sizes are sexy. It could just be about eating less and a low calorie diet, right. The manufactures statement is classic "Eat less or more, however much you like in this seriously soft knit tee cut long and topped with a V-neck." What's wrong with that.

What really surprises me about this one is that...JC Pennies is still around. The only thing that could make this better is if the shirt said "my adopted Asian brother does all the homework for me because I'm white and too busy fuckin' the whole neighborhood." But of course, that is too many words for a tee shirt.

Fuck, Sears is still around also. I wonder why. If they are not encouraging peeps to kick prego ladies in their tubes, then they are braggin' about how their babies dicks are just as big as daddies (I can't make this shit up peeps. I'm not that stoned or creative enuff).

Oh, nothing says true love like spelling errors...

Here's some honorable mentions...

I thought Kabuki was dudes anyways...

She's 15, what's the big deal.

I see nothing offensive about this one.

"Irish I wuz drunk" and Irish yoga...that is too good my friends.

Isn't fashion the coolest.

* Slate article

* I recall that there was one with a china man in a chin chong hat that got people all riled up and one with a lazy beaner on it. But I couldn't find the photo's.

* Fuck you, fuck the world and fuck myself. I don't care anymore.