Gawd, Please Stay Outta My Beautiful Philippines

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My beautiful Philippines is at it again. We're number one, we're number one. Unfortunately it is in the race to see who can impregnate the most teenage girls in all of South East Asia. I dunno what the numbers for the other countries are, but my beautiful islands is rolling in at a whopping 200,000. Yea, kids having kids. If that is not Gawds love than I don't know what is.

Here in the States we encouragee kids to get a paper rout, or mow the neighbors lawn. In the islands...scavenge.

The Philippines also has bragging rights on the fakey fake contest to see who is the most devout and Catholic in S. E. Asia. Guess what, we win hands down again. I guess we have the Spaniards to thank for bringing their religion to the islands.

Sorry, I don't eat cookies.

Back here in the so called developed 1st world, the Vatican, yes that Vatican, is waging their war on nuns and those slutty girl scouts...oh yea, and teh gays (those hurricane controlling, adorable preppy gays). The link is not up yet, but if you can get a hold of the most recent Time Magazine pull out section there is a great article on the Nun bus tour (1).


There are two thingies going on with the tour. One is that they are protesting GOP budget cuts to social services. So funny, and I believe that this is a (sorta) proof that God doesn't exist. On one had the GOP'ers claim that their budget cuts are in accordance with Catholicism/bible (I forgot which GOP'er said that. The one that wrote the bill I guess), while on the other hand the awesome female clergy (they are considered clergy, are they not) claim that the GOP budget cuts are inhuman and go against the teaching of that guy they all keep talking about, Jesus. Is one side right or wrong, or are they both wrong.


In case you have been under a rock, the Vatican has declared war on the very peeps that are on their side, nuns. The Vatican claims that after Vatican II (yes, that Vatican II), that their precious Catholicism got all weak and girly and, gasp, feminist. Not under this popes watch, yo. Dude is reigning that shit in by sending bishops to *oversee* the goings on of the largest association of nuns here in the states (of course I forgot what they are called. I never use notes. Just memory). Why?

After Vatican II those sneaky nuns, you know in their sincere attempt to help people, suggested that using contraceptives are OK. After all just look at countries where Catholicism is growing, Africa, Latin countries and my beautiful Philippines (which are all 3rd world uneducated and underdeveloped countries. just sayin'). "Just Love: A Framework For Christian Sexual Ethics", by Sister Margret A. Farley (theologian), even tho it came out six freekin' years ago, has been flagged by the good ol' boys club at the Vatican because it says bad things like contraceptives are OK and so is whacking the weeny or rubbing the flesh taco. Not on this popes watch.

I'd fuck that. Just sayin'.

I've said it a million times, I could fuckin' care less what someone believes and does on their own time, that is until it spills out into secular society. You don't like gay marriage, then don't have one. You wanna enslave your priddy lady to a lifetime of squirting out the chill-en, go ahead. Just don't insist that everyone does that. And besides that, don't tell the rest of us that we are wrong, that we are sinners and that we stink (I made up that last one).

I don't mind if someone has faith, until it becomes illogical. Philippines, hello it's Kriss, you guys are a third world country, many of my beautiful brown skinned peeps are uneducated, starving and have to eek out a living in trash dumps and such. 200,000 freekin' teenage girls got prego last year. Shame on you. For fuckin' shame on you. Have faith, but have common sense also.

When I went to the islands in 99' I saw hella poverty. Peeps were sweeping dirt...because it was their dirt, their homes. They were proud and I'll dare say happy. I'm gonna cry now (thanks anxiety and depression).

Hello, the good ol' boys club at the Vatican, the nuns are not your enemy because one of them wrote a book that said contraception is OK. They are being real world practical which is much more needed than ideals beaming down from a fantasy land that may or may not exist. They are using common sense. You know, I think it comes down to Job.

Dude was ready to kill his child upon jagged rocks to prove his faith to an all powerful and all knowing and all mighty God-then God intervened, stopping the foolishness and we are supposed to be happy about that. Fuck that. Use common sense. Why would a Godly all powerful being need praise and need praise in the form of killin' yo chill-en. That doesn't sound like the trait of a God, that sounds like a trait of a human.

And besides that, leave my Philippines alone. We have enuff problems.

* Super good article at Religion Dispatches about the Vatican's response to that book.

(1) The hastily put together nun tour is whomping all over that Fort-nite thing for religious liberty that the dudes put together and have been looking forward to for months and months.