Saudi Arabia Sexism Olympics And I Need A Smoke

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Fuckity fuck fuck. I feel it comming on right now so I'm a gonna make this quick, while I have brain capacity and all.

What does their pro beach volleyball team wear...the same thing.

A week or so ago I talked about how I thought that sports is a good substitute for religion. After all sports can give you life lessons that are just as valuable and applicable as any lesson that religion can give you. Besides that you will be tan and muscular, like, gee I dunno who. Where religion has been the vehicle to oppress women the past 2,000 years err so, I believe that in modern times, sports is the vehicle that will punch sexism in the face (boy I sure do love sayin' that lately) and demand equality for all those awesome ladies out there.

Caption said Saudi Arabia. Wonder what the crime was.  Driving or dining alone, both.

It is a small step, but it is still a step and as I always say give credit where credit is due you angry atheist you. Recently Saudi Arabia said that it is going to allow females to compete in (some of the) Olympic sports. They still halfta "preserve their dignity" by wearing hella clothes (hopefully they will not be participating in pro beach volleyball-heeellllllooooo), and they still halfta qualify-n-shit but the main point is that the sexist powers that be in Saudi gave the OK for soccer and equestrian (hey, it's a start).
Kind gentle and very good looking readers correct me if I'm wrong on this one, but isn't Saudi Arabia one of those places where women can't drive (find that video, Kriss) and women can't go out to dinner without a male chaperone. Yes, I do believe so. For S.A. to be gracious enuff to open the door, no matter how tiny the opening, well, it's quite monumental and like I said, it's a step in the correct direction.

I saw him first, Kirss is mine, beotch.

I grew up in an environment that was very Latin-esque in that I was groomed to be a sexist pig. I really did believe that men were better than women...at sports. It really wasn't until I went to one dojo in particular, and the ladies there kicked the shit outta me that I started to think "Hey Kriss, your nose is bleeding and you just got brained" that I started to rethink my sexist position.

Look at the great work that Title IX has done here in the states and all the female atheletes that it has produced. Fuck-en-aye man Iran, yes THAT Iran, is training female ninjas. What the fuck. I tell y'all there is no greater athletic equalizer than martial arts. I don't care how tuff you guys think you are, your fuckin' eyes and you brain cannot with stand a four finger eye gouge or what we used to jokingly call bopping the baloney (can't work out those areas. nooooo).

See what-eye-mean

What happens when one plays sports. They gain confidence, muscle mass, critical thinking and analytical skills, reasoning, team spirit, cooperation, role playing and leadership skills. Wasn't there a great advertising campaign a couple of years ago that went something like whatevah dudes can do we can do also, and perhaps even better (I'll answer that, yes).

I Googled equestrian hottie and Aishwaria  came up. Go figue. Everyone must see Bride and Prejudice  

* Iranian female ninjas video

* Article from the paper my awesome sister works for, USA Today.
* This video is too stupid. Don't watch it. I'm ass-shamed of myself.



* OK, here's a better one that is less sexist and less sterotype...




After filming this video...these women were stoned to death. Just kidding. That was a super bad joke. And by super bad, I mean, I'm the funniest thing since sliced bread. Fuck the world, I need a smoke.